Overheard from the Bathroom

The following is a couple conversations between my son Nolan (he's 4) and Aunt Barbie while she was visiting a couple weeks ago:

Nolan (from the bathroom): "OH MAN! Not again."

Barbie (overhearing from the living room): (concerned)"What happened?"

Nolan: "I peed on myself."

A little later while dealing a friendly game of Uno (with only 10 cards):

Barbie: "We need some more cards."

Nolan: "How many cards you want?"

Barbie: "How about 150?"

Nolan (excited): "Thats the whole deck, baby!"