How Many Pipes Do You Have?

During dinner tonight, my son Carson (he's 8) had a minor coughing attack. When my wife asked him what was wrong, he responded, "My water went down the wrong pipe."

I asked, "Wow, how many pipes do you have?"

He responded with a straight face, "I have three pipes. One for food, one for water, and one for salsa."

Laughing ensued...